Travis Barker reveals shocking ‘secret’ behind marrying Kourtney Kardashian

Haters could shove it — if Travis Barker’s enema kit wasn’t already sold out.

The 47-year-old Blink-182 drummer is teaming up with Liquid Death — a non-alcoholic beverage company — to sell a limited number of $182 luxury enema kits.

, tattooed body on display in a video for the collab, in which he stone-coldly joked that he romanced his wife Kourtney Kardashian, 44, by using the kit.

“What’s my secret? How did I marry the woman of my dreams?” Barker asks in the clip, which zooms in on Kardashian’s eyes tattooed on his thigh.

The Liquid Death Enema of the State Collectible Enema Kit, which is a nod to Blink’s 1999 album “Enema of the State,” includes a premium enema bulb and a can of Liquid Death Mountain Water signed by Barker.

For those unaware, an enema is a device used to inject fluids used to cleanse or stimulate the emptying of the bowels.

“How have I had such a successful career in music? I use Liquid Death Mountain Water in my [bleeped],” he quipped in the promotion, appropriately referencing his ʙuтт.

Commenters had mixed reactions to the product.

“You’re not a true Blink fan unless you do enema sH๏τs of LD before the show,” one claimed.

“It really is All the Small Things,” another wrote in reference to the band’s greatest hit.

“Before this blows up .. Good job, was not expecting this at all!” one praised Liquid Death and Barker.

Meanwhile, one person added: “This actually makes me not want the water lol.”

“I mean I guess if I was to do it might as well use the best water LFG LD 4 life,” another sighed.

Perfectly enough, Kardashian had an oil enema of her own in the premiere episode of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York” in 2011.

“I love oil enemas! I recommend them to all of you freaks … trust me when I say life changing!” she also tweeted at the time.

Kardashian and Barker married last year in three separate ceremonies, with the legally binding one taking place at a Santa Barbara courthouse on May 15, 2022.

Their PDA-packed Portofino, Italy, nuptials received their own Hulu special, тιтled “Til Death Do Us Part Kourtney & Travis,” which premiered earlier this month.

On Sunday, Blink-182 headlined Coachella after “Lost” singer Frank Ocean, 35, dropped out due to a leg injury.