Unfortunately we can’t. So we’ve found some where she’s dressed up as a naughty air hostess instead
We’re not entirely sure what being a “naughty air hostess” involves. Probably forgetting to reheat the tin foil trays of chicken, accidentally forgetting to point out the emergency exits or probably reenacting any of the scenes from ‘Airplane’. But Victoria Secret model Candice seems to have interpreted the concept slightly differently, and has instead just forgotten to put on half of the uniform.
The model from South Africa took some time out from wearing polo necks and baggy trousers to model some of the new Victoria Secret lingerie line. Which appears to have taken its inspiration from all kinds of places. Like Japan and Paris. And the cat section of our local pet shop.
We think she’s trying to be a cat. Just a somewhat scantily dressed one ( Image: VICTORIA’S SECRETS)
Yeah, you wave that fan, Candice. Because you’re making us HOT. Or something ( Image: VICTORIA’S SECRETS)
And Vogue covergirl Candice has got a busy few weeks ahead of her. When she’s not demonstrating the fact that her thighs don’t touch at the top, she’s been busy tweeting pictures of herself sitting on the top of fireplaces. Which doesn’t sound all that comfortable to be honest. But thankfully, Candice did it in her bra and knickers again. Which we imagine made things feel more normal for her.
It’s like Britney Spear’s TOXIC body suit. Just even more revealing ( Image: VICTORIA’S SECRETS)
If we were wearing this, we’d probably swap the feather boa for a blanket ( Image: VICTORIA’S SECRETS)
And while Candy (can we call you Candy, Candy? We want to) has been showing off her body (and some clothes) to the camera, we reckon she’s been congratulating herself on managing to arrange her schedule so perfectly that she didn’t have to attend this horrific (although charitable) event with her fellow VS angels .