Yesterday Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel appeared at a promotional event for Victoria’s Secret swimwear in West Hollywood looking — get this, you guys — skinny. 
“Scary skinny,” editorializes the Daily News, which calls her waistline “shockingly thin,” attempting to fuel their point by running a pH๏τo of Candice taken yesterday next to a pH๏τo of Candice walking in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in November.
Like, can you believe she is thin? Can you believe this Victoria’s Secret supermodel would dare to maybe even be a tiny bit thinner than she was a few months ago or perhaps — oh, God, could this be possible — have stayed the same size? Can you believe these two pH๏τos of her? 
Why, they’re — they’re just … so … shocking!!!